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Saturday, 23 March 2024

30 years ago in the Forteanverse

 

I decided to dig down close to the bottom of my Fortean Times collection to have a look back at issue 73 from February/March 1994, 30 years ago. As you can see from the picture above, its eyecatching cover features an enormous shark that's apparently crashed down from the skies into a suburban house. That's something that would undoubtedly have caught the attention of Charles Fort himself, who was fascinated by reports of fish (usually much smaller ones than this) falling from the sky. But this one, of course, is a fake - made from fibreglass, and created as an artistic statement in 1986. Located in the Oxford suburb of Headington, there's a lot more to be said about this shark - but fortunately I don't have to, because there's a detailed account of it on Paul Jackson's blog Random Encounters with the Unusual, together with several pictures Paul took himself in 2016. You can find his blog post here.

Opening the magazine and turning to the editorial, there's an item that really brings home just how much the world has changed in the last 30 years:
We now have an e-mail address on Internet ... which will mean nothing to those without a modem, but everything to the very strange people who cruise the computer bulletin-board and news services.
I'd forgotten until I read that, but there really was a time when anyone who used the internet was considered "very strange"!

As for the fortean content of the magazine, less has changed than you might think. One of the main features deals with phantom hitch-hikers and similar roadside ghosts, while another concerns rumours of large, out-of-place animals (such as the alleged Beast of Bodmin) roaming the British countryside. Those are exactly the kind of "modern folklore" stories that still loom large in the pages of FT today.

The magazine also contains the results of a reader survey, which I found particularly interesting for a subsection of questions about conspiracy theories. Thinking back, I was only just becoming dimly aware of the existence of such things in 1994 (largely thanks to FT itself), and I'd guess the majority of the wider population had never even encountered the concept yet. But FT readers were clearly way ahead of the game. Regarding belief in high-level conspiracies to suppress the truth about various subjects, here are some of the results:
  • Inventions that would undermine big business and government - 64.3%
  • Crashed UFOs being studied by the military - 52.3%
  • International conspiracies above government level, e.g. Illuminati - 39.6%

Towards the end of the magazine, my eye was caught by a rather dubious-looking ad for "2-way mirrors". On looking closer, I saw that the same firm was offering other equally questionable items such as skeleton keys and electronic bugging equipment, as well as advice on how to beat slot machines and avoid paying TV licence fees, parking fines, road tax etc. Somehow I doubt that a similar ad would be allowed today! So for posterity's sake, here it is (just to be on the safe side, I've blacked out all the company details):



22 comments:

Colin Jones said...

That pre-internet world seems so distant now, doesn't it. It seems amazing now that we ever managed without it and especially how we managed without being able to summon up instant information on Wikipedia not to mention e-mails and apps and TV/radio catch-up and YouTube...and of course blogs like Retro-Forteana and Crivens.

Kid said...

Oddly, I've never read an issue of Fortean Times, nor do I recall ever seeing one in a newsagent's. I must look out for one next time I'm in WHS.

Andrew May said...

Possibly there wouldn't be that much in a typical issue that would interest you, Kid. Its most common fare, as I said in this post, are things like ghosts, legends, historical mysteries (like Atlantis and the pyramids) and odd beliefs, including UFOs and conspiracy theories etc. There's a one-page comic strip by Hunt Emerson in every issue, which is always brilliantly drawn and often quite educational, in a fortean way! There's a whole book of them available now - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Phenomenomix-Hunt-Emerson/dp/0861662903.

Having said that though, there are occasionally articles that would overlap your interests, such as comics, horror movies and cult TV shows etc. That gives me an idea for another post I could do in the near future!

And I agree heartily with everything Colin says. You're absolutely right that there are so many things we take for granted these days that would have been impossible when we were younger (even for those of us who complain that things are always getting worse!).

Kid said...

I liked Hunt Emerson's Donald Dogfly strip in The Thing Is Big Ben comic back in the '80s, and I think he drew Little Plum in The Beano for a while, so I'll consider getting that book.

Andrew May said...

That's right, Kid - I think Hunt was the final artist to draw the Little Plum strip before it was cancelled, and he's done other things for the Beano too. I've got a couple of his books already - "Dante's Inferno" which I mentioned in a post a few weeks ago, and "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner". I bought the latter from Hunt himself at a convention, and he not only signed it but drew quite a detailed little cartoon in it for me. I've had a particularly soft spot for Hunt ever since he bought one of my own books a few years ago, and he also made some - well, if not exactly complimentary, at least very constructive - comments about my own AI-assisted comic strip about Charles Fort.

Kid said...

I believe Laura Howell also drew Little Plum, but, off-the-top-of my head, I can't recall if she drew the strip before or after Emerson, or whether they alternated. Uncharacteristically, I saw a strip in a Dandy Annual one year drawn by Emerson (forget the strip) and it was awful.

Andrew May said...

What was it that you thought was awful, Kid - the art or the script/plot? I don't think I've ever seen a poorly drawn strip by Hunt Emerson, who always strikes me as very painstaking and conscientious (although obviously his 1970s-underground-influenced style won't be to everyone's taste, but that's a different matter). But I've seen a few that have poor scripts or weak ideas.

Colin Jones said...

I like Hunt Emerson's cartoons too. He drew the plot of Frankenstein (the original novel by Mary Shelley) which was given away free as a poster in Fortean Times a few years ago. The title of his page, PHENOMENONOMIX, is a terrible tongue-twister for me - I always mangle it no matter hard I try not to!

Andrew May said...

It's not quite that bad, Colin, as it's only "Phenomenomix" with one fewer syllables than your version! To be honest, though, I tend to mentally pronounce it as "Phenomenonix" as that seems more natural to me, although I guess he wanted it to rhyme with "comics". And I don't remember that Frankenstein poster - I must have missed it somehow.

Kid said...

The art - if it hadn't been credited to him I would never have thought it was his work. I referred to it in a blog post at the time, though I can't recall whether I showed an example. I'll try and find it and see.

Andrew May said...

Thanks Kid. I just Googled "site:kidr77.blogspot.com hunt emerson dandy" but couldn't find what you were referring to. But I did find your post about "The Thing Is Big Ben" - I didn't realize you meant the Marvel Comics Thing. I was totally unaware of that comic, although I'm quite a fan of the original 1970s Marvel Two-in_Ones.

Kid said...

I've had a look myself, AM, and can't find the reference, though I'm sure I mentioned it at the time. I gave away some Beano and Dandy Annuals a while ago, so the strip could've been in one of them, but if not, the next time I'm going through what I have left, I'll see if I can locate the strip in question.

Andrew May said...

Thanks Kid - it would certainly be interesting to see it if you do happen to stumble across it some time.

Colin Jones said...

Andrew, I haven't bought Fortean Times (or any other magazine) since early 2022 so do you know if the Boris toilet brush is still being advertised? That toilet brush got a full-page ad month after month in Fortean Times but did the ads continue when BoJo got kicked out of office? I don't want to buy one - I'm just curious!

Andrew May said...

Gosh, that's a specialist question, Colin! I have to admit I don't see every issue of FT now - I sometimes get a free copy if there's an article or book review by me in it, but at other times I only buy it if I see something in the contents that particularly attracts my attention. Fortunately my friend Paul Jackson, who's still a subscriber, is good enough to send me a photo of the cover and contents page each month. Off the top of my head, the answer to your question would be that I haven't seen that ad recently, but I asked Paul anyway, expecting a similar answer from him. But he went above and beyond the call of duty, looking back through all his issues in reverse chronological order till he spotted it. That wasn't until he got back to issue 417 in April 2022 - several months before Boris ceased being PM.

Colin Jones said...

OK, thanks Andrew and thanks to your friend, Paul! So FT had already stopped advertising the Boris brush even though he was still PM which I hadn't expected. I wonder if they sold many?

Andrew May said...

No idea, Colin - you could ask the same question about the novelty items in the old ad I reproduced above. Since it must cost a fair bit to place the ad in the first place, I assume they need at least a few dozen sales per issue to make it worthwhile. I just had a quick look for Boris Johnson toilet brushes on Amazon, and although there are still a couple of sellers listing them, they both say "Currently unavailable". But Donald Trump toilet brushes (which look almost identical, until you look closely) are still going strong!

Colin Jones said...

That's what made me ask the question, Andrew - I wondered if the Boris toilet brush was still being advertised after he'd left office when he was no longer relevant. Perhaps sales were falling off anyway which is why the ads stopped while he was still PM. His waxwork in Madame Tussaud's has probably been melted down too - such is the fickleness of fame.

Kid said...

MY waxwork in Tussaud's is still on display, CJ, and hasn't been melted down. Oh, wait a sec - that's on an alternate universe somewhere.

Colin Jones said...

Yes, an alternate Earth where you're Prime-Minister, Kid.

Happy Easter, Andrew, and Kid too :)

Andrew May said...

Thanks Colin - Happy Easter to you and Kid!

Kid said...

Likewise to you both.